The almighty Stu-vuzela!

You know when you’re blowing away on your vuvuzela in an attempt to brutally shred the eardrums of all the innocent tourists who we aren’t allowed to sell football paraphernalia to and you think to yourself, ” Man, I wish that instead of blowing a vuvuzela right now I was sipping on an ice cold beer!”? Well here’s the solution:

Captain Stuvuzela

The official Captain Stuvuzela is a sturdy, plastic, B-flat horn that converts within seconds to a 500ml beer mug. They are available in 6 freaking sweet colours, are dishwasher safe and are the official vuvuzela of the Fifa 2010 World Cup. We’ll be selling them at all of our shows and if we sell enough we might be able to pay the bail when we get arrested for writing Fifa 2010 world Cup without their permission. Oh shit, i did it again… my bad.

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10 Responses to “The almighty Stu-vuzela!”

  1. Matthew says:

    That.Looks.Awesome.

  2. Chase says:

    Dude, save me one!

  3. CaptainStu says:

    for sure ma’nigga

  4. Chase says:

    Awesome! That’s the only god-awful devil-horn I’d ever buy.

  5. Daisy says:

    The fact that it converts into a beer mug is amazing!! Cant wait to get one, how much are they?… can i get a green one tonight?

  6. CaptainStu says:

    They are R50, ja we will make sure there’s a green one for you. x

  7. Nick says:

    Flippen awesome idea! will get try get to your show tonight to get hold of one.

  8. Daniel says:

    Brilliant!

    I NEED one!

  9. CaptainStu says:

    we use hetzner – http://www.hetzner.de/en/

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